I saw this today and thought I would share. Not sure of the original source but enjoy.
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did "in the beginning !!!"
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil."Oh no, no, no..." interrupts GOD
"Get your own dirt."
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Like that little girl said as she played on your backyard swing set, "Dirt's for diggin' in".
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